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Let's Go Pussy Snorkeling!

Sex!?
By femmefierce, Section Weird
Posted on Wed Jul 4th, 2001 at 10:59:33 AM PDT
Okay, this has to be the best invention since sliced bread. http://www.pussysnorkel.com has an exciting offering for those of you men who like to go full on when orally pleasuring a woman and therefore, have trouble maintaining proper respiratory function--a common problem, I believe. It is even endorsed by adult film star Jade Deluxxxx!!! Or whatever. Be sure to mind the warning! Personally, I worry about getting so wrapped up in the moment that I would forget my partner donned the snorkel, only to be absolutely horrified when I glance adoringly at him and see two black yellow-tipped antennae eminating from down there. The best part? It was created by Richard aka Dick Head. Oh, and in case you're wondering what kind of pervish site I was searching for when I came across this one, I actually read about it in Jane magazine. So there.

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The gift that keeps on giving. (none / 0) (#1)
by Lame-oid Hipster on Thu Jul 5th, 2001 at 07:17:45 AM PDT

This will go great with my tongue vibrator.



HA HA! (none / 0) (#2)
by matt (matt [at] satanosphere dotcom) on Thu Jul 5th, 2001 at 05:37:30 PM PDT
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HA HA HA! YOU read JANE! HA HA HA!

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